Thursday, March 17, 2011

14 Smoking Accessories that Nobody Should Own

Ok, this one is just cool. Plus, if you’re stuck in solitary it’s actually pretty damn useful.

Dude, just get an ashtray. Or don’t. It seems like you’d end up grabbing the end of the cigarette and the weight of this thing would break your cigarette in half.

And blow it into somebody else’s eyes.

And finally this ridiculously giant ashtray ring thing. It’s only redeeming quality is that if you squint hard enough you could swear this was a black and white snapshot from one of those Star Trek TNG episodes where Picard goes all gangster in the holodeck.

If you thought cell phone holsters were the dumbest looking things on earth, think again.

You really don’t want to know where that guy kept his cigarettes before this was invented.

Thank god someone has solved the age old problem of how to smoke in a hospital bed when both of your arms are broken! And people say nicotine isn’t addictive?

First up, we have this double-barrel cigarette holder. Makes perfect sense, right? You’ve got two lungs, gotta have two cigarettes. Of course if you used this I don’t think you’d have two lungs for very long…

I’m not entirely sure that’s tobacco he’s rolling up there.

I think that anyone cheap enough to need one of these would be too cheap to actually buy one.